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Blonde jokes
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type
and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had
any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50
dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside
the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The
man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect
her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's
a Ferrari."
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There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up
another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he
had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the
blonde and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but
how are we going to give him shoulders?"
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A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English
Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde finally reached the shore completely
exhausted. After being revived with blankets and a drink she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I'm pretty sure those
other two girls used their arms.
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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament
in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.
The Brunette
team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes
upstairs.
She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen
in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
She says,
"What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but
you've got a driver!"
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BAR JOKE 1
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your
date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The
intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically
talk to me," he explains.
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"Well, it
says you're not wearing any panties." he said.
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I am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Ah, this thing must be an hour fast."
BAR JOKE 2
This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive
voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies,
"I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure
I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins
sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell
him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."
BAR JOKE 3
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations
of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try
his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several
minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer
was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed
a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated
Decoy."
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